Clinton Ebadi ([info]unknown_lamer) wrote,
  • Music: Rosetta (Limited 2005 Tour CD) - 3: III.

Insects Are the Enemy

A bug met its end within my mouth; my hand was compelled to swat; the bike was moving fast; pebbles had made their homes upon the road; the brakes were halfway down.

We fell sideways and slid across the ground (bound to each other until the end). The bar end on the left is very sad now, but all else is well save for minor scratches of skin and paint. Rubbing alcohol and allen wrenches fixed all that ailed us.

Tags: bicycle, ouch

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  • 10 comments

[info]fogwalkawitabag

September 26 2006, 04:43:28 UTC 5 years ago

No bike wheel icon?

[info]mouser882

September 26 2006, 13:09:24 UTC 5 years ago

get a face mask and wear it all the time. it will keep bugs out. also disease! two for one!

[info]emacsen

September 26 2006, 15:17:56 UTC 5 years ago

Don't drink rubbing alcohol, and don't use an allen wrench after you do.

[info]sacgoat

September 26 2006, 17:45:20 UTC 5 years ago

This sounds like an amazing idea

[info]kabwar

September 26 2006, 18:37:03 UTC 5 years ago

Dear Diary,

Today I walked to class. I was thinking about replacing my 11 inch shoes, but the shoe shop charges a lot for installation. When I walk, I use both of my feet. There was a bug and I shoo'd it away. I continued to walk. Sometimes I walk fast, sometimes I walk slow. If I walk too fast, the rims might fall off my feet. If I walk too slow, I'll fall back down the hill. This is only interesting for people who walk.

Love,
walkingchic85

[info]unknown_lamer

September 26 2006, 21:39:59 UTC 5 years ago

Dear Journal,

Isn't it great that this is my journal? Why, I can muse upon the topics of mine own choosing!

Love,
Clinton

[info]kabwar

September 26 2006, 22:21:10 UTC 5 years ago

No you can't! No you can't!

[info]sacgoat

September 27 2006, 01:18:41 UTC 5 years ago

Dear Clinton's Journal,

Isn't it great that this is an internet journal rather that a regular-type one with the explicit purpose that other people read it? Additionally, don't you love how there's a comments section so that we are free to make fun of it when it's monotonous?

Love,
David

[info]mouser882

September 27 2006, 05:17:53 UTC 5 years ago

i dont think its monotonous. you guys are just jerks.

[info]barfbarffart

September 27 2006, 14:01:28 UTC 5 years ago

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